Eureka College Homecoming

Hey T-Pain,
The Men of Delta Sigma Phi are having a homecoming skit the week of September the 27th and would like you to participate. We have a large role that we could really use your autotunin' freestylin' skills. Basically, you would play the part of Jigsaw from the Saw movies and would comically introduce the characters in the skit. We would not be able to give you any compensation; however, the publicity gained from your visit would boost your credentials in the central Illinois region (we also have lots of booze). Any more information you would like, I would be ecstatic to supply. Thanks, love your music!
Nick