T-Pain On Twitter

T-Pain I’m gonna try for 3pm eastern if @javihooch and @mixedbyfabian are done with the mix by then. Lets hurry them along shall we @TPainiacs5 weeks 1 day ago
T-Pain 2day is the day guys. I’m dropping a new song. But @javihooch & @mixedbyfabian aren’t done mixing yet. @TPainiacs u know what to do. Get em! — 5 weeks 1 day ago
T-Pain @KennicotAsks duct tape. Duct tape fixes/mends everything. Everything. — 5 weeks 1 day ago
T-Pain This man just left his birthday party. Jumped in my RR Ghost. Sat and listened to 19 full songs.… http://t.co/Navo0af7hE5 weeks 1 day ago
T-Pain @JessalynWalker lets keep my ass out of this. — 5 weeks 1 day ago
T-Pain @AustinLedermann they usually get bored pretty fast. Get as much sex as possible before she does. — 5 weeks 1 day ago
T-Pain @JessalynWalker cuz our hair Is the same. — 5 weeks 1 day ago
T-Pain Just see a lot of ppl lookin at my assistant like “oh no better not go that way. That guy wants my butt” don’t be an idiot. Ur still fugly — 5 weeks 1 day ago
T-Pain Attention all homophobic idiots: if you’re not attractive to straight women, you’re probably not attractive to gay men. You can unclench now — 5 weeks 1 day ago
T-Pain “@StevenColomer: @TPAIN I think he means how do you express sarcasm via twitter or text etc”<~ thank you. Yes. — 5 weeks 1 day ago
T-Pain How do you type sarcasm? — 5 weeks 1 day ago
T-Pain I’m at Akon’s birthday party right now. Africa. Y’all outchere. Deep. Happy 20th b-day Kon. — 5 weeks 1 day ago
T-Pain Big shout out to @psy_oppa 70 million views in 2 days. Settin records over there. — 5 weeks 1 day ago
T-Pain http://t.co/syibbFgaNF And once again. Why can’t we just have fun with music anymore like this man. @psy_oppa does it again. — 5 weeks 2 days ago
T-Pain Remember that scene in “don’t be a menace” when dude was like “damn look at them gettin busy on the dance Flo”? That shit is happening here — 5 weeks 3 days ago
T-Pain Ive been to a few places tonight and from wht i c I think it’s every dudes mission to kiss the shit out of a girl before they leave the club — 5 weeks 3 days ago
T-Pain Sorry if anybody at Six Flags felt like I was rude today. It’s @PainzGirl B-Day and y’all know family come first. It’s her day and that’s it — 5 weeks 3 days ago
T-Pain 16th. @tpain feat. Juicy J & Trey Songz — 5 weeks 4 days ago
T-Pain This is fuckin ridiculous http://t.co/CCig7U8PAQ5 weeks 6 days ago
T-Pain one of my favorite career moments RT @NBJAVI: @TPAIN First ever Grammy performance is on the top of my list. http://t.co/F3Y3hZB2Le5 weeks 6 days ago